We like merch, but we LOVE Clarice!

One of Alainn’s favorite authors, Clarice was truly one of a kind, and this image of her is a favorite of ours. The text was pulled from a forthcoming work of Alainn’s and is the icing on the cake.

Put your books, fresh produce, laptop, water bottle, crowbar, bolt cutters, six pack, smokes, whatever in it. But, be prepared to get attention. With the Uncanny Object logo and the smoking hot pic of Clarice, it’s kind of hard to miss!

Hand screen printed to order in BC, Canada on natural cotton totes.

This entire venture could be justified as an excuse to print a Clarice Lispector shirt!

One of Alainn’s (and our) favorite authors, Clarice was truly one of a kind, and this image of her is a favorite of ours. The text was pulled from a forthcoming work of Alainn’s and is the icing on the cake.

The ideal garment to rep Uncanny Object (and your excellent taste) while reading, writing, lounging, running errands, going to class, or just behaving like an amoral degenerate.

Hand screen printed to order in BC, Canada on natural (off-white) cotton tees.